I overthought the purchase of this robe for a long time, but for anyone on the fence, just go for it. I really thought I was a pajama person and that robes were strictly for dead-of-winter transitions from the shower to freezing cold closets to cozy pajamas. Friends, I was wrong.

This robe is everything I've ever wanted from a robe at a luxury hotel but with the immeasurable benefit of never having to leave my home or share that robe with past and future guests. I am writing this review from an actual hotel, where I am, for the first time in a month, separated from my Hill House robe, and I can tell you that the fancy robe in this fancy hotel doesn't come close, which ultimately prompted this review.

I went a little extra and added the monogram because I decided this was the energy I wanted to bring into 2024 with me (equal parts Eloise and Hotel Chevalier?), and now every potentially mundane moment - blearily shuffling out of bed to feed my dog, fighting with contact lenses, diving full force into two cups of coffee, unwinding with a glass of wine or mug of tea, brushing my teeth, you name it - just feels cozier and more elegant.

From a technical perspective, it's important to note that it's super plush against a chill and yet somehow also not stifling on warmer days. It washes easily and has conveniently placed pockets so that you can move around without dropping things. The belt stays tied in place, so I'm not constantly adjusting it. It's luxurious as well as…